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Great quotes to tuck away!
Chocolate Quotes:
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. Make a list of important things to do today. At
the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today. ~ Gina Hayes
There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now. ~ Author Unknown There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. ~ Linda Grayson
Quotes on Housework:
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later
you have to start all over again. ~ Joan Rivers
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who
could have done this? We have no enemies!" ~ Phyllis Diller
I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing.
There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know.~ Phyllis Diller
When it comes to housework the one thing no book
of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.~ Katharine Whitehorn
Cat Quotes:
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~ Anonymous Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~ Jeff Valdez I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. ~ Anonymous After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. ~Charlotte Gray Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. ~ Helen Powers I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell
this at a glance -- a sharp, vindictive glance. ~ James Thurber
If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro. ~ Bruce Fogle I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats
dislike; I think it's the fact that they have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place. ~ Debbie Peterson
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will
cause most inconvenience. ~ Pam Brown
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